In 1947 something crashed in Roswell, New Mexico. Years later it found its way onto fast food menus. The government said it was safe. The aliens said it needed to be controlled. Andy Holstein said it was lunch. Andy Holstein’s entire life has been a joke…he is just never the one who was laughing. Until recently, the only source of comfort in Andy’s life has been fast food cheeseburgers. Now something inside Andy promises revenge, promises him everything he has ever wanted. All he has to do is keep eating cheeseburgers – keep feeding the pink slime.
